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Whatever you’re into, sexually speaking, you can find online. There are lots of sites that give you good hardcore fucking, solo girl play and lesbian porn. That’s the standard stuff and most people are going to be thoroughly satisfied with it. Some of you need to go outside the bounds of what’s considered normal though. You want something naughtier, dirtier and filthier. You want something that most people would see and find no sexual value in. The Minion is a site just like that. It stars a fat, hairy and thoroughly disgusting dude having sex with chicks that are clearly desperate to break into the business and desperate to make money. I can’t imagine why anyone else would fuck such a vile creature.
At the most basic level The Minion is about seeing a disgusting guy fuck chicks. Dig a little deeper though and it’s about the girls lowering themselves to actually fuck him. They’re so desperate for cash or to get a foothold in the porn business that they’ll actually let his disgusting body lover onto theirs so he can screw them. There are scenes where he rubs disgusting, sticky food all over his body and then humps the girl and it’s an awful mess. It’s about messiness, humiliation and hardcore fucking and it’s clearly not for everyone.
The latest additions to The Minion are found on the member’s main page and they’ve been updating weekly since the site went live. They now have 137 scenes and by the time you read this that number will have gone up. The site’s design is really plain and a little bit ugly but it’s not much of a problem. You can still get to and download the content with ease. It’s just ugly getting there. Who cares though?
There are five scenes listed per page. Everything you need is right on the page so there’s minimal clicking and surfing to get at the disgusting porn that The Minion provides. The movie is the central piece of entertainment. You can stream it in the nice Flash player they provide – it’s high resolution enough that I didn’t feel the need to go to full screen – or you can download what you’d like. There are full length movies at 640x480 and 1500kbps and you can download them in thirds. Finally they have low resolution videos in 90 second clips if you want the smallest possible download size.
There’s a description for each scene that should help set things up. You learn about how the girl ended up with The Minion and then you can start watching the movie with a greater understanding of the action. There are pictures for each scene. For the older stuff it’s just a vidcap set at 720px. Those look okay but they don’t provide a great deal of pleasure. The high resolution pictures at 1600px are better for examining just how nasty this guy is and just how low the girls are going to get paid for fucking him.
You have to see The Minion in action to really understand how nasty he is. I’ve honestly never seen another site like this. I’m sure there are a few where fat, nasty guys get to fuck young hot chicks but I doubt they’re as overt about humiliating the chicks as this one is. That’s really the bottom line here. The girls are humiliating themselves by sucking his cock and letting him fuck them. They’re way hotter than he is but they need the money and they need to get into the porn business so they’ll do anything he asks them to be on his site. It’s a nasty business but there’s pleasure to be had in watching the debasement of the ladies.
It’s also possible that people watch the site because they want to see a really fat dude fucking hot chicks. Maybe you’re an obese guy with a hairy body and you want to see yourself in him. He manages to bring in lots of seriously sexy young gals and they are good sports about doing what it takes to get him off. That’s one of the most amazing things about the site, actually. They will let this disgusting slab of man meat move them around, fuck their faces, hammer their pussies and sometimes get food all over them in the name of doing porn.
The food thing comes up pretty often. The guy likes to eat and he will do so while he’s getting a blowjob or fucking a chick. In the more disgusting scenes he’ll actually smear food all over his body and his face. There are a few where he’s covered in chunky peanut butter and other disgusting substances. The stuff is dripping off of him and he’s fucking his cock into slut at the same time. It’s really quite amazing. He snorts what look like cocaine in some of the scenes. I would be surprised if he were actually doing drugs on camera but it’s possible. One of the things I like best is that you get videos here of girls doing porn before they got big in the business. He says he seeks girls like that and helps them get started by making them do the disgusting stuff and it would appear that he’s correct. It’s awesome. There are 17 bonus sites with your membership. Two feature interracial gay sex and the rest feature interracial straight sex. If you love interracial porn it’s the best network possible.
Pros:
- Exceptionally unique content;
- Weekly updates and a pretty sizable site;
- Big bonus network of interracial porn.
Cons:
- Video quality could use some work;
- Design is really plain.
The Minion is a weird and wonderful site. It’s most definitely not going to be for everyone given the extremely fat and gross guy that ends up fucking and getting sucked by all the girls but this type of content will appeal to a certain percentage of people and it will drive them wild. It’s essentially a humiliation site. The humiliation comes from the girls having to fuck this disgusting dude for money. They suck his cock and put their faces near his ass and let him rub food on their bodies while he’s fucking them. It’s all quite gross and that’s the point. If they want to get the money and get a leg up in the porn business they have to do what he says. The girls are great about it though and they show a willingness to go anywhere he wants to take them. There are 17 bonus sites included and as a network it’s quite valuable.
You can’t join The Minion without knowing what you’re getting because you can see the guy all over the tour. All you have to do is read a little and you get a good idea of the nasty stuff he’s capable of. He’s just nasty, too. The food scenes are so fucking disgusting I can’t watch them. I like the other stuff though.
I actually feel a little gross that I like this site so much. There’s just something about the way that he treats the girls that I really get off on. He basically sees them as holes for him to use for pleasure. He puts his cock in the mouth hole and thrusts. He puts his cock in the pussy hole and thrusts. It’s awfully naughty but fully wonderful.
Given that the site is still being updated I’m not sure why the videos haven’t gotten better yet. It’s about time to kick it up to high definition or at least double the bit rate so the current movies are crisper and look better when I go to full screen with them. Right now they don’t really cut the mustard.
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