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The Hoes We Choked

The Hoes We Choked

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Content quality: 20.0 of 25
Content quantity: 24.0 of 25
Design and usability: 6.0 of 10
Originality: 16.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 15.0 of 20
Actual pricing:
  • 3 days: $1.00
  • 1 month: $24.95
  • 12 months: $89.99

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The Hoes We Choked

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Introduction:

For some guys there’s nothing hotter than hurting a girl with their cock. They like the notion of doing damage with their dick when they shove it down a girl’s throat or when they fuck her ass with it. Given that the guy is the one delivering the dick there’s always something a little bit dominant about sex. The girl is the natural receiver and the guy is the natural giver and lots of ladies like to do it in missionary so they can be on the bottom. Some guys take that notion to the extreme though. They like the lady to really take the cock. They like to make her scream while she’s being fucked and they like to make her choke on it when they fuck her face. If a good throat fucking arouses you then have a look at The Hoes We Choked, a hot site where babes get faced fucked roughly.

Main idea:

The Hoes We Choked is a great name for a hot site where ladies are face fucked until they gag and couch. Spit runs out of their mouths and down their chins as they’re forced to go down on the cock until they can’t do it anymore. The site also features hard fucking of the girls. Their pussies are pounded deep and once again the guys are trying to make them scream and feel just a little bit of pain with all that pleasure. There are supposed to be trailers on the tour but they’re just broken links at this point so you’ll have to settle for the pictures.

Member's area:

On the home page you’ll find links to everything under the sun. If you click the one that says “Featured Series” you’ll be taken to the main content but you can also check out the bonus videos, the most popular scenes at The Hoes We Choked, live cam girls (that you have to pay for), an index of all the models that have appeared in scenes hosted by the network, picture galleries and more. It can actually be a little overwhelming so take your time to look around or just skip right to the videos you paid for.

They list six scenes per page and for each there’s a description and ten small pictures. Sometimes the description is useful and sometimes it’s just one sentence long. The pictures are always helpful though because they give you an idea of how good looking the girl is and what kind of sucking she’ll do. They offer you links to the picture gallery and the video but you should skip right over the pictures because they’re just crappy screenshots. They really don’t look any good at all and are blurrier than most screencaps I’ve seen.

The videos are a whole lot more pleasurable. Those can be streamed in a nice Flash player (it looks like they play at 640x480) and then you can download the blowjob videos in MP4 or WMV format. They call the MP4 a “high definition version” but I can’t see why. It’s the same resolution as the WMV and the file size is the same. Don’t be fooled into thinking that you’re actually getting HD videos. They’re pulled from DVDs but they’re not quite DVD quality since the bit rate isn’t high enough. I didn’t have any trouble enjoying them though.

Content:

As I mentioned above The Hoes We Choked is a site comprised entirely of scenes pulled from blowjob DVDs. There is no original content here and I’d be lying if I said that wasn’t a little disappointing. I was hoping I’d be getting a fresh collection of blowjob content and what I got was a gateway into a collection of downloadable DVDs. That’s not really an issue – the full site has more than 27,000 scenes for you to download so it’s fucking huge – they promoted the site as something a little different. The biggest problem is that many of the scenes don’t feature gagging at all.

The truth is if you’re really looking for gagging porn then you need to look elsewhere. This isn’t a good gagging site since a bunch of the the movies they’ve cordoned off into this small member’s area – there are 89 “episodes” – are regular blowjobs without lots of gagging. The girls lustily suck cock and they look good doing it so if you’re just looking for blowjob movies then this is probably a perfect site for you. On a gagging site I look for the guy to throat fuck the girl from the start. I want her face to be an utter mess by the end. Her eye makeup should be running from the tears and her face should be caked with her spit as she coughs it up while he bangs his cock down her throat. The Hoes We Choked has a few scenes like that but for the most part even the gagging portions of the blowjobs don’t go far enough.

This is the perfect site if you’re interested in bunches of general hardcore porn. They have 27,000 videos to download and most of those feature hot chicks sucking and fucking. That means you can see all the blowjobs you could ever want but you won’t see tons of extreme gagging porn. Does that bother you? If not then you’ve come to the right place. This is the largest DVD download site online as far as I know and they keep making it bigger with daily updates of at least 12 scenes and sometimes as many as 20. It’s pretty hard to argue with that kind of growth and that much content.

Cons and pros:

Pros:

  • A huge collection of downloadable DVDs;
  • Thousands of blowjob videos;
  • Daily updates.

Cons:

  • Not much in the way of gagging porn;
  • No original content.
Conclusion:

The Hoes We Choked isn’t the site the name would have you think it is. They don’t really choke bitches with their dicks here. There are scenes where there’s some gagging and some spit caking the girl’s face but that’s not really the central focus. The main idea is to give you as much porn as possible with more than 27,000 scenes available to members. That includes 18,000 blowjobs and while it’s difficult to find the ones with good choking and gagging it’s still too much content to turn down. However, if you’re only interested in good gagging porn then I suggest you find another site. If you want good blowjob porn in huge volume this is the perfect destination.

Featured comments:

I’m sick of sites lying on the tour. I’m sick of them being deceptive about what they offer and that’s definitely the case with The Hoes We Choked. They just don’t have a lot of scenes featuring chicks gagging and it’s definitely not as over the top as I like. I want to see eyes watering and faces utterly dripping in spit.

The Hoes We Choked is not exactly truthful in the marketing but they have managed to put together a pretty spectacular collection of content for those that join. They have more than 18,000 videos featuring chicks giving blowjobs. Did you get that number right? That’s fucking huge!

This is a DVD download site and they should really make that clear on the tour. They don’t do original content and they don’t really have that much gagging. That’s fine, I suppose, but you’re going to be pissed if you’re all horny for girls gagging on cocks and then you get into the member’s area and see that such a thing doesn’t really exist.



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