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Tease Um

Tease Um

Content quality: 22.0 of 25
Content quantity: 20.0 of 25
Design and usability: 7.0 of 10
Originality: 17.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 17.0 of 20

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Tease Um

This is something pretty unique: an adult site that’s soft-core and all about glamour models in bikinis and non-nude photo sets and videos. Something of a calming change from the usually mad and hard porn world. Tease Um also has a different way of subscribing; you buy credits in various packages and then use them to unlock the content as you go, so you only view who you want to spend your money on. If you have what it takes you can apply to be a model or a photographer for the site as well, there are links to shops and live cam sites, and special offers on credits and goodies too.

Main idea:

When you are a member and you’ve bought some credits, you sign in and find that you have three main areas to view: the models, the videos, and a place called ‘Your Stuff’ which is where your purchases reside for the length of your membership, which is actually for ever. The models are all leggy and gorgeous, front cover of magazine style ladies with bikinis and skimpy swimwear to tease you in, they are varied and that includes big boobs and small tits, and various ethnicities, and they are all shown in good sample pics so it’s easy to select who you want to see. Videos stream online only and I am told that not all of the content is exclusive. It all looks hot though!

Members Area:

There are lots of words on the home page but when you stop and check them out they are all of use, kind of. There is a top advert linking you to a live webcam site where your models are waiting for you, all you have to do is sign up (again) and log in, you can sign for free but I’m not sure how much action you will get to see in return. Beneath this advert is a menu for technical things, like your account details and support, plus a search box, and then the three large words taking you to the three main areas. And beneath all that are the glamour pics of the models as you've actually entered into the main model index/home page.

You click on a model to see her details and come to a page showing samples of each of her photo sets, click one of those and you get to the next page where you can opt to unlock that gallery. This is where you start using your credits and there is a counter at the top of each page to show you how many credits you have left. These galleries also come with stats and some basic information. When you browse them you find images open within the page but you can click them for full size.

The videos work in a similar way in that you see a sample image and click it to find the viewing page and a trailer streaming. You can then opt to buy the movie and view it. It is immediately sent to your ‘Stuff’ area for when you want to watch it again, so you don’t have to buy content more than once. There’s a neat page showing updates and what’s coming soon, links to more shops and cams, it’s easy to top up your credits and there are even events listed so you can go and watch photo shoots.


I found that the galleries cost me two credits and the videos four. A quick content count revealed around 160 video clips of about three minutes each, and over 280 models who have various numbers of galleries and images each as well. A lot of image content then but we’re a bit short on videos, and they are only clips, lasting a few minutes. You can also only stream them and they run in Flash at around 720 x 400 in size. The images in the galleries were at decent sizes, not huge but about right for a standard screen, and the quality was good.

That can be said of both videos and galleries actually; the quality is very good here, very professional with good lighting, sound and direction and neat images as the result. No complaints there. In fact, there’s nothing to complain about as such, though I would have liked longer movies and perhaps slideshows with the galleries.

You have to accept what you are buying into when you sign up for Tease Um; this is not a hardcore site, there is only soft core content here and that’s what it’s all about, teasing. Having said that, there are some sets and girls where they show their boobs or go nude, you need to look out for the ‘Private’ collections. In that respect it makes a refreshing change and I like the way you only pay for what and who you want to see. Also, the site runs on a ‘cloud’ system so you can access your bought content from anywhere as long as you are online. And the other good thing to note is that once you have bought content it is there in Your Stuff forever. So, sign up for a few credits, gather some hot babes, and check the regular updates, then add them to your online stock and you can view them anytime, anyplace for the rest of your life.

Pros & Cons:


  • Very good looking models;
  • Good quality content;
  • You keep what you buy for ever;
  • Regular updates each week;
  • Easy to use.


  • Not all exclusive;
  • Live shows not included;
  • Videos are short streams only.

Tease Um is a bit of an institution and it’s to going away any time soon, so buy some credits and have some fun. It’s really good that you keep the content for as long as you want, as long as the site stays live and you choose to visit it. The girls are glamorous and the nudity is only occasional, so for sexy babes posing in swimwear and other outfits it’s great. You can even join in by being a photographer. Everything works smoothly and well, the movies are short but the quality is good and you should have no trouble signing up, buying credits and enjoying the ladies.


Well, you know, I wasn’t sure at first. But I laid out a few dollars and bought some credits and then found that actually this is a very addictive site. There is always someone you want to see more of, and as the girls have more than one gallery it is very tempting to nip off and buy more credits and have another look at your favourite gal. Be warned! You can end up spending a lot of money.

It’s not expensive though. Love the idea, love the girls, love the way it’s set out, like the quality of the photography and the videos, all very ‘top shelf’ and glossy, like a magazine style of presentation. Don’t like the live show stuff, why not have some credits or free areas as bonuses? There are some special offers to look out for.

It’s the kind of site where you wander around for a while and then select a girl, watch her video and then want to say something about here but can you do this? Is there a forum or a comments place? Interesting set up, paying by credits and not having a recurring fee. I like that, you can buy more when you want to and you don’t get automatic billing and stuff like that.

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Last Update: 22 Sep, 2015

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