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Porno Joes Cafe

Porno Joes Cafe

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Content quality: 25.0 of 25
Content quantity: 15.0 of 25
Design and usability: 6.0 of 10
Originality: 17.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 16.0 of 20

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Site Details:

Porno Joes Cafe
Intro:

Porno Joe’s Café is a place to stop off at when you want a quick bite of the porn pie. It’s advertised as exclusive content, with weekly updates, and with high definition content. There are three signup options to take and a note on the join page that it is also easy to cancel your membership, not that you will be thinking of doing that I hope. The site was sonly launched in April 2014, which is less than three months ago and already it has a decent stock of exclusive content for you. It’s pretty basic, but it is easy to use and access.

Main Idea:

The content is all about amateur girls in hot sex scenes. They may be blow job and hand job scenes (some of which may come from Joe’s other two sites), or they may be full on hardcore, or even girl/girl scenes. We are promised a new update every week, though there were no dates in the members’ area to verify this. I did some checking and there were ten more scenes now than there were two months ago, so it looks like the updates are coming in. You get to stream the movies, download them in a few choices of resolution up to HD and some movies come with a download of zip files for the photos.

Members Area:

This is a pretty basic members’ area that loses any design ideas that tour may have had. The pages are topped with a static banner, but no menu to speak of, and the content is simply listed on the first page you get to. That’s the site; this one page and then the individual viewing pages for the scenes. I’m not sure where the ‘one click cancel’ click is to be found, but there is a link to a comments and suggestion form, so maybe that’s the way to go.

The content is shown with a large sample picture of the main girl from the scenes, and you click the one you fancy to see the viewing page. These are also very basic. There was a stream screen at the top, though on many videos I received a ‘file not found’ error, though not on every scene, and then there were text links for the download options beneath. There were three or four of these, with Mobile Movies and then 720 and 1080p versions in MP4 or Mpg format. No clips or parts, simply the full scene. There were no galleries either but some movies had zip file downloads for photo sets.

On these viewing pages you can give the scene a rate and you can add a comment, but that is as interactive as you will get. There is no information here either and nothing to let you know exactly when a new scene will be added. As a member you get treated to some nice content but nothing else, and you do come away feeling as if there was something missing: atmosphere, info, involvement, all of those things are missing from Porno Joe’s Café; he has a pretty slim menu.

Content:

But still, there are the 51 exclusive scenes and it does look like there will be a new serving of a new scene and girl each week. The girls, we are told, are first timers though not all; some are seasoned sex girls who have made other videos before. They are varied, some are young being 18+ teens and others have the appearance of being older Milfs. They all get down and dirty in hand job, facial, tit wank, blow job, lesbian and hardcore scenes, and the site is very varied in that respect. Joe, I assume, will chat to the girls as he holds the camera, so you get neatly made amateur filming and good angles.

Movies run for around 20 minutes each and sometimes you get to know a bit about the girls from the chats at the start of the show. I found a Flash screen for the one and only stream, and then downloads that went up as high as 1,920 x 1,080 @ 8,000 kbps which is pretty high, and made, sometimes, for pretty big files. There are though the mobile versions too and the ones that are mid-range quality.

There’s nothing to complain about with quality, it’s good, high-end amateur style and look with atmosphere, good sound and visuals and with hand-held roving camera work to make sure you get in close, up and very personal. The movies are made all the more enjoyable thanks to the models and their ‘newness’ to the business, while also being varied and up for anything. It would be nice to have the galleries made more accessible so you can use them as a way to see how the action unfolds, and it would be nice to know a bit more about the girls other than the casual chats you might find at the start of the videos. But really, you do have a nice collection of varied, amateur hardcore videos here that are exclusive.

Bonuses:

There were no bonuses with this site.

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

  • Exclusive movies;
  • Varied action;
  • Decent amateur quality;
  • Easy to access and view;
  • Weekly updates .

Cons:

  • No information and no definite update schedule;
  • No info about the models and no model index;
  • Basic interactivity only;
  • Looks a bit bland and simple;
  • Some missing files for streams.
Conclusion:

I did come away from Porno Joe’s Café feeling like I’d not quite had my fill. That wasn't because of the content; that I found to be more than satisfactory with decent quality, hot and varied girls and nice long scenes. It was more to do with the lack of fun things around it all; there was no feeling of being a member of anything special and I would like to see more information, a nicer design, more colour and more interactive options, galleries and a model index. But at the core, the varied amateur girls and the natural amateur filming keep the thing afloat and the weekly updates make it well worth staying with.

Comments:

“Small, not particularly great on the eye, but that's only a design thing. The movies are what count here and they are decent amateur hardcore movies with some neat girls. Basic, yes, but updating too and if they can sort out the missing files on a few of their streams, then it will have everything running just fine.”

“I love amateur sites and this is one I am going to stay with. I wish I’d gone for the lower cost longer-term option now but I think I can change that. The girls are really the reason for staying here; exclusive, never seen before and very good at what they do. I like the way Joe films as well, everyone is having fun and there’s a lot of POV action.”

“Neat little site, pretty basic on the eye, nothing special really apart from the girls and the exclusive amateur videos. Could be a bit cheaper, could have some bonuses added, maybe it will in time. Off to a decent start but could be a lot better.”



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