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Porn Nerd Network

Porn Nerd Network

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Content quality: 23.0 of 25
Content quantity: 23.0 of 25
Design and usability: 6.0 of 10
Originality: 16.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 16.0 of 20

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Porn Nerd Network
Intro:

The Porn Nerd Network gives you ‘Worldwide porn for nerds, geeks and aficionados,’ and has been voted the number one adult network of the world; so the tour pages say. The bottom line here is that you have over 30 sites included in one large network, there are daily updates, lots of content, the site has been online since 2009 and your sign up price starts at under $30.00 per month, which is around the same price as you might expect to pay for one, decent, adult site. Once you sign up you get to choose which site to access from a portal page and each site opens in a new window, so everything is easy to handle.

Main Idea:

It’s mainly about amateurs here, first timers and home grown porn stars, amateur nerds, but there is plenty of variety built in to the whole thing. Checking through the list of sites that you can access once signed up, you find niches such as: swingers, porn stars, blow jobs, parodies, hand jobs, Indian girls, chubby, busty, couples, British, Asians and European porn. It’s a great big mix and I counted 32 sites available to me for my portal page when I signed in. Each site opens with the same list of other sites so it’s easy to jump from one to the other or to each site’s content; either way, you have loads to see here and variety is the name of the nerdy game.

Members Area:

So, this portal page then, what’s that all about? Well, it’s a table of sample shots with one per site, the site’s title and a one line summary of what that site is about. Click one of the images and you find a new tab or page opens and the top banner changes. The main menus for all sites are the same, and their home pages all have this same table of links, so that means you can easily return home and select the next site. The rest of them all work in the same way with a top menu for photos, movies, bonus, friends and links to live sex and dating up-sell sites.

Movie index pages are simple. There are large sample shots and a title with the movie’s runtime. These can often be set out in simple tables with underlined links, so the style looks a bit basic, and you can only download these movies. There were no viewing pages and no streams, you are advised to right click and save the file and watch it that way. So you only have the sample pic to show you who is in the scene and there are no interactive options or other download options, and no scene details.

The photo galleries are set out in the same way but these lead to large thumbnail pages and those, in turn, lead to solo pics that come with simple navigation buttons and slideshow options, though no zip downloads. The Bonus page opens a plug-in DVD theatre with loads of titles to stream in flash and it’s a bit sad but this plug-in feed site has more interactivity than your main sites do, and I thought we were dealing with nerds! But, the network is easy to navigate and simple in design, not interactive and everything technical though limited worked well.

Content:

To be honest I am still not 100% sure what Nerd means in this context. I know it’s something to do with geeky looking amateurs but in these sites we have porn stars and good looking models of all types and ages and they don’t all look like geeks or nerds. It’s also hard to pin down a content count here as the sites update all the time and the numbers keep changing. Some sites have their movies in parts, such as Screw My Wife, while others have them as separate files to download such as the 76 movies in the Sex From Russia site. Some sites have only a few videos, such as the 16 at Fellucia Blow, while others have more, such as the 110 parts in the Parody Bros area, where they parody TV series and films. But all the sites I saw had downloads only and with a limited choice of viewing, I found WMV files at 852 x 480 @ 2,000 kbps, for example and no streaming choices.

There are also loads of galleries and probably thousands of images in them. I’d say that each gallery held around 75 pics and there were various numbers of image sets per site. Chubby Blondy, for example, had 44 galleries while Sweet Donna had 72, and some other sites actually had none. Image sizes were around 680 x 1,024 in size and the quality was fine.

Actually the quality of everything I saw here was fine; not HD and not over the top stunning but good enough and a reasonable size which made for fast enough downloads. But I think the greatest strength of The Porn Nerd Network is the variety. There are plenty of solo sites and model sites with girls to get to know and plenty of varied hardcore and erotica as well. Form classic porn scenes to photo sites, this network seems to have it all.

Bonuses:

The Bonus area is a plug-in DVD theatre that has 2,102 full length, non-exclusive, hardcore, varied, DVDs to stream; so that’s thousands of scenes to watch.

Pros & Cons:

Pros:

  • A set of 32 sites for the usual price of one;
  • Easy to move around inside the network with consistent design and navigation;
  • Decent quality content that is very varied;
  • A good bonus feed with thousands of DVD scenes to view.

Cons:

  • Limited viewing options, downloads only;
  • No interactive options;
  • Not a lot of information about models or content.
Conclusion:

I still have no idea what is meant by Nerd here as the content seems to be very varied and takes is from porn stars one minute to busty housewives the next, from photos only one moment and then over to Asian girls and on to European girls. So it’s a great big mishmash of porn sites that will appeal to everyone who is nerdy about porn. The price is good, the access is easy, navigation is simple and technically it all works fine. Where it is not so hot is with its limited viewing options (downloads only) and its lack of interactivity and information. But, if you are looking for a porn bargain, here it is.

Comments:

“Loads of stuff, hot chicks, great amateurs, lots of variety, you don’t know where to start, there is so much and updates keep coming in. Like the way you have the same list on the home page for every site and every site works in the same way. Great value and simple to use.”

“I would like more things like a comments facility, rates, and add to favourites function which is network wide so you can customise your sites and get a more interactive experience. I would like more information about the models, a model index per site or across the network and more news.”

“Too much going on, hard to know where to start. I did it one site at a time and I am only on number 10, so you’re gunna need a long term membership here else you won’t get to see it all. Great stuff, mixed quality, occasional ‘page not found errors’ but not many and otherwise all fine for me.”



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