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Plumpest Grannies

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Content quality: 15.0 of 25
Content quantity: 17.0 of 25
Design and usability: 7.0 of 10
Originality: 17.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 15.0 of 20
Actual pricing:
  • 1 month: $35.99
  • 2 months: $49.99

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Content updates: Not regular | Review last updated: 14 Sep, 2009


Introduction:

I'm always on the lookout for something new and interesting in the world of porn. Most niches have been done to death so you can't really find anything unique out there but I'm pretty sure that Plumpest Grannies stands on its own or is at least one of very few sites featuring fat old sluts in hardcore scenes. The ladies are mostly grey haired chicks that have obviously not lived out all the sexual desires and fantasies. Now they're fucking on film and getting paid for it, which is pretty cool for them and great for us. The folks that run this site have quite a bit of experience in the genre, having produced more than a dozen other mature and granny sex collections for all the horny men of the world. I've only seen the slutty action on the tour but I can already tell you that I'm ready for a good time.

Main idea:

Granny sex is always fun because the old babes are horny as hell and so passionate. They're grateful that a young man wants to fuck them so they spread those legs wide and let him have at their hot pussy. Throw a bunch of extra weight on those old sluts and you have something truly special. That's why Plumpest Grannies seems so interesting. As the tour shows it's the site is all about fat old sluts sucking dick, toying their pussies, fingering and having hot sex with well hung dudes that love older babes.

Member's area:

Inside it's supremely bland but I wasn't really bothered by that. They're just trying to get you to the content and since they don't have any advertisements on the main page I have no issues. The five most recent content additions are supposedly logged but the number of scenes for download never changes. They're doing something weird to allow them to claim actual updates. My guess would be they peel updates off the back end and then cycle them through a few months later and add them as new and fresh. That's a shitty policy but you still get a good collection of chubby granny porn.

The button labeled “site content” is the one you want to click on to get all the good stuff that will blow your mind. They list five granny sex scenes per page with five nice pictures to entice and arouse you. Click any of the pictures and you're whisked away to the download page where you can check out the picture galleries or download the movies. Some of the granny sluts have actually filmed multiple videos for the site and they'll all be listed under the same page.

The image sets are generally small but that's not a big deal since they're just screen captures and they don't look particularly good (640x480 isn't really big enough to make a high quality photo gallery). The movies have been divided into chunks or you can just download the entire thing. At 640x480 they look good but the bit rate is a little low for my taste. That basically means the clip will be a bit blurrier than most you're used to. It's still good granny porn though.

Content:

At Plumpest Grannies you're looking at a hot collection of porn featuring sexy old babes with big bodies hooking up and fucking around. The site is dominated by guy-granny combinations where the young men are dying to know what a wet old snatch feels like wrapped around their dicks and the granny sluts are eager to be fucked by insistent and horny boys. They usually work a little bit of setup or back story into the scene but in the end it's really not important. All that matters is getting to see the grannies gum a cock and then take it in their dripping wet pussies.

There are more than 60 scenes to download so you can build an impressive collection. It's an awfully expensive site at $35.99 but it's certainly worth a month's look to get at the sexy smut with the fat old bitches. You're obviously not going to like the porn if you don't dig on chubby old babes but there are so few sites that cater to this niche that you'll be jumping for joy if it's your thing. Do you like to see a flabby babe with grey hair get fucked in her wet pussy? Can you imagine yourself moaning as she grips your cock with her snatch muscles and begs you to shoot your load inside her?

The fatness of these mature ladies is a big part of the pleasure. Not every babe is obese (which was a little odd considering the site's title) but just about all of them are and there's nothing I love more than seeing a fat slut bent over taking a cock from behind. All that thrusting makes her entire body bounce and the moaning that follows is always terrific. There are granny twosomes, threesomes, lesbian scenes and even a few solo scenes are thrown in. In addition to this granny porn you get 28 sites for free, 15 of which have mature sex.

Cons and pros:

Pros:

  • Great niche content;
  • A full network of sites comes free with your membership;
  • Download and keep the DVD quality videos for future use;
  • Genuine old babes populate these hardcore scenes.

Cons:

  • $35.99 is a lot for a month's access;
  • Updates are screwy and possibly nonexistent;
  • Not all the grannies are actually fat;
  • The content is probably not exclusive.
Conclusion:

Plumpest Grannies is a good site that falls short of great for many reasons. I like it because the grannies are fat (most of them at least) and horny as hell and they show it in the beautiful hardcore scenes that are yours to download. The granny facials are probably my favorite part of the porn but it's all good when there's this much flesh involved. Each thrust is like an earthquake rumbling through her body. There's a great deal of pleasure to be had but there are negatives. The updates are probably nonexistent and at the very least the site doesn't grow. Some of the grannies aren't actually all that old. The price is a big stumbling block too. $35.99 is an awful lot for what you get but when you broaden that and consider the bonus sites it's actually a pretty good deal.

Featured comments:

I was a bit disappointed at what I got for the $35.99 I paid. I understand when a site that has the highest production values and produces great content charges that much but Plumpest Grannies does not have high production values. The videos are a bit grainy and some are really old looking, probably because they just grabbed them from some old DVD.

I like how they list the age and weight of all the sluts before they get fucked. I'm not sure they're being truthful in every case but I don't really care because I get to see large old babes boned on camera. The granny cumshots are good and the pussies always seem surprisingly wet. Hearing the sound of flesh slapping together is pretty awesome.

I hate it when sites do the non-update update thing like Plumpest Grannies does. You get inside and you're excited that they add a new scene every five days. Then you stick around for a while and you realize that the total number of scenes isn't actually growing. Where are the scenes going? How come they aren't all left for me to download? It's annoying.



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