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Major Cans	71
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Men have different sexual tastes. Some guys like fat chicks, some guys like anorexic chicks. Some guys want old babes some guys want teenage babes. We’re all attracted to something different, even when it comes to stuff like tits. A pair of little breasts is going to arouse certain guys like nothing else. For other’s it’s a pair of absurdly large tits. It’s fun that there are so many different kinds of pleasure and that there are so many women out there willing to provide that pleasure. Major Cans does big tits and from the looks of things they do milf models too, although that doesn’t seem to be a part of the pitch. They have chicks with really big tits – they’re not cartoon big but they’re close – and those chicks want to get fucked. They want to get fucked in their wet pussies and they would like for you to watch. The guys behind the site run several others in the reality genre and this is another entry.

Major Cans is a reality porn site where chicks with big titties are hit on and then fucked by young men with big cocks. They come up with a little story for each scene – a busty babe can’t get a trash can up her driveway and into her garage so a young man helps her – and then they move right into the fucking. The women use their big tits to arouse and for some boob fucking and they use their mouths and pussies to get the guys off. It looks like fun and the trailers on the tour load instantly and look terrific so they’re well worth a look if you’re interesting what’s being offered.

The member’s area is sloppy. It’s not exactly ugly but it’s nowhere near pretty. They just didn’t make much effort in putting the design together and when you compare it to those of other major reality porn networks it doesn’t compare well. They list the most recent episodes on the main page and they slap an advertisement for a webcam site right in between them. That’s pretty ridiculous for a site charging $40 for a one month membership. On the left you can browse the girls, the episodes or use the rather worthless search function to look for keywords.

They have a full list of the reality sites you get access to just one click away, so that’s handy. You don’t have to log in to any of them, either. In listing each episode they provide a few pictures and a nice description to set the scene. When you pick a story you want to see they have the streaming video right at the top of the page and it’s just one click away. Below that you can download the full length file or download six minute clips if you want something specific. They also provide a gallery of low resolution images (800px) and you can turn on the slideshow if you want.

The videos are big because they play at 1280x720 and that takes up space. The bit rate is surprisingly low though at 2500kbps. Usually get you get at least 4000k with a high definition video. They look really good though so don’t be concerned about your video enjoyment. You can download the clips in WMV or MOV and they look equally wonderful so it’s all up to you. The shorter, six minute clips come in WMV and play at the same HD resolution. Download speeds are a little slower than I was hoping for.

Major Cans is a nice hardcore porn site where women with big tits get fucked. They’ve been around for about a year (as of September 2009) and they have 16 scenes. One of the problems with this entire reality porn network is that they don’t see the need to update very often. Almost all the sites are updated just once a month or not at all. It’s silly when you consider that their competition updates most of their sites weekly, making these embarrassingly small by comparison. It’s a fine network though and when you consider everything you should have plenty of hardcore content to enjoy.

Major Cans gives you good sex in their 16 scenes and all the women have D cups at the least. Most measure above that and they come with slim bodies too. These are porn sluts with their big fake titties and their slim waists and their hot asses so be prepared for that sort of action when you jump in. They also have a lot of women I’ve seen on milf porn sites. They certainly all look like they’re the 30-40 year old milf types. Sheila Marie, Diamond Foxxx, Holly Halston and Carly Parker are included. They’re all pornstars, so the thing about amateur tits in the title on the tour is just silly. This is a pornstar reality site and there’s nothing wrong with that because it’s well executed.

The reality setups are not the best I’ve seen. They’re more like the cheesy porn stuff that people make jokes about. That’s the least important part of the site though. What happens after the cheesy porn approach has been made is what matters. The girl gets naked to show off her big titties and then she sucks on some hard dick to get the guy rock solid in her mouth. He’s ready to feed the hot slut his stiff meat and she’s prepared to take every inch like a good girl should. It looks amazing, of course, and you don’t want to miss out. With the 33 bonus reality porn sites you have a nice network.

Pros:

• Tons of bonus sites;
• Tits are big and beautiful;
• High definition videos.

Cons:

• Updates only once a month;
• Site is small;
• Most of these are milf models and that’s not really stated on the tour;
• One month membership is really expensve.

Major Cans offers you 16 scenes in high definition that feature chicks with big tits sucking cock and getting fucked. The babes are beautiful, their bodies tight and they certainly look good filled with cock. Most of the chicks are of the pornstar milf variety but that’s not a problem because pornstar milfs are hot. They love to fuck too. The videos are HD and downloadable or you can use the lovely streaming program. The site is a little small though and they’re glacial update pace is frustrating. They offer a big collection of bonus sites but those too are updated slowly. The price for a month’s membership is incredibly expensive at almost $40. They’re trying to get you to join for multiple months at a time and I’m not sure it’s worth it when there are better reality networks out there.

As I see it the real problem with Major Cans is that it doesn’t compare well to other sites in the big tit reality porn genre. The others have more content, they have hotter models and they charge almost half of what this ripoff does. With all those things considered I’m not sure how you make a good argument for joining.

I understand the idea behind charging a lot of money for a one month membership and giving a major discount for a three month membership. The longer they get you to join the more money they make. Most other sites don’t do that though and I can’t think of any of the quality reality sites that are so interested in taking your money. For that reason they can fuck themselves.

Major Cans feels cheap. Even the HD videos have a low bit rate, meaning they’re smaller so they save money on bandwidth. Why is it necessary for a site to do that? Why do they have to be so damn cheap while charging so much for a month’s membership? Why can’t they update more than once a month? Do they not want my money?