Paysite Review
Who knew that ten years ago mechanical dildo fucking would be a viable porn niche? Some pervy genius decided to invent a machine that he could attach a dildo to that would fuck a girl without needing much intervention from a guy. Hundreds of other guys were inspired by that one man's ingenuity and now there are dozens of sites that feature hundreds of different mechanical fuck machines. Fucking Machines is one of the leading sites in the genre and it comes from the folks at Kink.com who have produced some of the best fetish porn the world has ever seen and continue to do so every week. It's a big site with a whole lot of smut available for members to download and after a quick visit to the tour I'm totally ready to see what they have inside.
Fucking Machines is one of the most self explanatory titles that's ever been given to a porn site. Girls get naked, the machines are lined up with their pussies and then they get fucked hard. The dildo slides in deep and sometimes there's anal involved. The site is not that simple but that's the basic idea it was formed on and they continue to update every week to create more fantastic fucking machine porn for all the guys that love this sort of stuff. If you visit the tour you can watch sample trailers and check out pictures from every single update they've ever made.
One of the most interesting things about Fucking Machines is the list of all the machines they use in their scenes. It's extensive and it shows you how much work they put into the site and you can have a look at it from the tour; no need to sign up! You actually get a very good feel for the site based on the tour because pretty much everything is shared with the audience. The design is exactly the same when you log in except now you can actually download those videos and check out those picture galleries.
It's a fair criticism to say that they don't offer you any browsing options since the only way to check out the content is by date. If you leave a comment you can rate the scene but there's no way to organize the scenes by rating and there's no way to search the models in any advanced sort of sense (by hair color, breast size, etc). I don't actually care about any of that though since this site is about the fucking devices more than it is about the models. They have a nice block of preview pictures for each scene and there's generally a description to help you choose the one that's going to make your dick hardest.
The picture galleries are high resolution at 1200px and the videos are super high definition. The MP4 clips in particular are amazing looking. They are so crystal clear I could hardly believe it. It was like looking at a picture gallery except everything was moving. This site has been around for a really long time so the older content is not as high quality, as you would expect, but they always made sure that their videos were as good looking as broadband penetration would allow, basically. Downloads are really fast, too.
There are 45 machines used at Fucking Machines. You really should check out the list because it's pretty amazing. I can't imagine what the guys that come up with these things are like. The twisted thoughts that must spin around their minds when they're trying to decide how to best fuck a girl's wet pussy with a crazy machine. They have more than 450 scenes to download and from the beginning the site was producing quality content. They've always had super hot girls getting penetrated by these mechanical dildos and the ladies have always been in heaven trying them out. Things have gotten a little naughtier since launch though.
There wasn't a ton of anal sex when things first got rolling but it seems like the pornstars of 2009 are more than happy to get butt fucked by a dildo. My favorite scenes are the double penetrations where two machines are set up to give the girl all the pleasure she can handle. They make certain to mix in a lot of variety at Fucking Machines; obviously it would get boring if it was the same machines and the same settings every week. The basic theme is in place since you can't really change that but they're remarkable at coming up with ways to vary things so it seems like you're always watching something fresh and new. The scene with two hot blondes enjoying each other was great, especially the part where one was feeding her pussy to the other while the girl got machine fucked.
Some of the scenes are done outdoors and that adds a certain spiciness. I like how in some cases the girl is sort of innocent and cute and they don't really pound the hell out of her pussy and then in other cases the girl is obviously a total slut for sexual pleasure so they give her everything she can handle. Have I mentioned yet how fucking hot these models are? There are a lot of famous faces here and they're all exceptionally sexy and good looking. I love each and every one of them and the cool thing is you can click on the name of any model to see if she's done any other work for the site. There's no bonus content but with this much smut ready to be enjoyed you shouldn't need it.
Pros:
- A huge variety of machines to fuck the girls;
- Anal sex and double penetrations;
- Super high definition videos and high resolution pictures;
- Weekly updates and a huge collection of scenes.
Cons:
- Navigation options are limited;
- The older videos are pretty crappy looking (but that's to be expected).
Fucking Machines represents the best in its genre. If you like this sort of thing then this should be the first site you consult. What you see on the tour is basically what you get, except the videos inside are high quality enough to completely blow your mind. Nothing beats watching a hot girl get double penetrated by two fucking machines and listening to her moan while her body is used like a slutty playground. The models are all astoundingly gorgeous and more than happy to get fucked. One thing I didn't mention above is that some of the scenes feature bondage for a little extra taste of fun. All told this is a fantastic site that puts quality above all other concerns.
I love Fucking Machines. I actually joined two years ago and I'm still a member because they still deliver. The $29.85 monthly fee is a bit steep but I can't help but keep my membership active. Every week I get a fantastic new scene with a hot chick (or two) getting fucked by all kinds of different machines. It's wicked fucking hot.
One thing that I didn't see mentioned was the fact that they use several different machines in each scene. They're doing 30-50 minutes of content on average so they have a lot to fill and that means plenty of machines coming out and penetrating wet pussies. I love seeing the ladies moan as they get stuffed so good.
There are a few things I don't like about this otherwise excellent site. First, $29.95 seems expensive for any site, even one that produces such high quality porn. If they only update four times a month you're basically paying $7.50 for every new scene. Also, they really should give us another way to look through the content. Even a simple rating system would have been nice so then you could find out what the members like best.
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