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Fucked Up Handjobs

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Content quality: 20.0 of 25
Content quantity: 16.0 of 25
Design and usability: 8.0 of 10
Originality: 18.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 18.0 of 20
Actual pricing:
  • 2 days: $2.95
  • 1 month: $9.95
  • 3 months: $49.95

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Introduction:

The content of Fucked Up Handjobs matches its name perfectly! You get to see a lot of incredibly hot porn stars performing some of the most amazing handjobs ever. Drop dead gorgeous babes who love to caress, cuddle, stroke and toy with massive cocks are all over the place. These ladies even bite balls and let these lucky studs suck their pussies while they’re at it. This place is definitely worth checking out, especially if you’re a handjob fan. Aren’t we all? Who wouldn’t want to be in bed with one of these babes and let them have all the fun they want with your dick?! I can only urge you to keep reading this review and find out how fucked up a handjob can be!

Main idea:

Reading and looking around at the tour at Fucked Up Handjobs made me realize that it won’t take too long for anyone to realize that this site is all about beautiful porn starts giving big cocks the handjob of a lifetime. The cocks are all pretty big and for these babes the bigger the better. Apparently in most of the scenes we’re going to see the expressions on the girls’ faces as they get all wet squeezing balls and stroking cocks. There are a lot of videos and galleries to watch here, all content is obviously exclusive like in all the sites of this network.

Member's area:

Once you gain access to the member’s area, the first pleasant surprise you face is that you’ve actually not signed up to just Fucked Up Handjobs but to a huge adult network called Meat Members. This network has so much porn that you better believe me when I say you won’t be able to handle it all. The home page shows you the latest updates, all of them, the ones from Fucked Up Handjobs and those from all the other sites. There are a few annoying banner ads on the right side of the screen along with the network stats and also a useful menu bar and a search tool.

The site is divided into several areas, you have a calendar of updates which is great because you know beforehand when the next update is going t be done and also what it is going to be about. You have a favorites section where you can see movies you previously marked as your favorites, the remaining areas are photos, movies, DVD and support. Navigation is very intuitive, though it is kind of a pain in the ass to go through the list of sites and click the one you want every time you go from one area to another. The search tool comes in really handy to surf the network since it is huge, you can look for a specific model, a specific niche or site and more.

The network has up until now 57 sites, so you actually have 56 sites more to spend your time with. Not only that, the huge DVD archive has 8000+ movies! You can stream every single one of them, fully or if you prefer just choose a scene from a movie and stream just that scene. So if you are like me, meaning one of those guys who always want at least a little bonus with his membership, be sure this place won’t let you down at all.

Content:

There are 66 Fucked Up Handjob scenes inside with a lot more coming soon (so far I’ve found no reason to believe otherwise). All these fucked up handjobs are definitely fucked up, some of them are really fun to watch and some will simply make your eyeballs pop out of their sockets. The models here are anything but afraid of trying new stuff. In some of the scenes there are ropes involved as well as leather clothes, cigarettes, chains and more. The babes will kick and use their sharp nails on these guys’ balls, they’ll torture these cocks to the orgasm and they will moan and get all wet along the way. Some of the scenes are POV filmed and some aren’t. One thing is certain, I realized that these men are definitely brave to let one of these babes play with their dicks.

All movies are available in low and high definition, in WMV and MPEG formats. They can either be streamed or downloaded fully or in parts. You can rate them, read a little description, know the model’s name and even watch a trailer. The quality is fine and the download process is nice and easy. You’re also able to see a good quality picture set of every scene. When you’re watching the pictures, a flash player pops up letting you see the whole set with a slideshow function or move through it manually.

As long as the updates continue on a regular basis, this website has everything you need to be happy about it. The bonus features include over 50 sites more and a huge archive of DVD movies ready to be seen online. So actually with your monthly fee you’re accessing a huge network packed with adult content of all sorts and also accessing a massive collection of DVD porn movies.

Cons and pros:

Pros:

  • Navigation is user-friendly;
  • Great bonuses;
  • Exclusive content.

Cons:

  • No zip files;
  • Design could use some work;
  • Still growing.
Conclusion:

With a calendar of updates, a favorites area that lets you see those movies you like the most, a huge DVD archive, tons of bonus sites, the possibility to rank the movies and a neat design, I believe that if you’re a handjob fan you have little or no reason at all not to join this site. Fucked Up Handjobs is just one site in this network, whereas its library is still a little small the frequent updates and the 56 bonus sites should be reason enough to give the site a chance.

Featured comments:

I’ve seen better handjob sites than this one, I’m still wondering what makes these people believe that I want to see hentai, Asian or anal porn. If I signed up for a handjob site, I want to see handjob scenes, lots of them, not just a few and a thousand movies that have absolutely nothing to do handjob porn.

I disagree, more than 50 scenes of around 30 minutes each is not just a few. I’ve seen sites with 20, 10 or less movies and they charge the same as this place. I think this is one great deal for everyone.

I believe the place is great but I would work a little bit on the design and since we’re almost in 2010 already, movie quality I believe should be improved pronto! Other than that I’ve nothing bad to say about this site. I’m perfectly happy with what they offer, updates are frequent and the babes are stunning.



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