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Cynical Angel

Cynical Angel

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Content quality: 16.0 of 25
Content quantity: 5.0 of 25
Design and usability: 4.0 of 10
Originality: 14.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 10.0 of 20
Actual pricing:
  • 10 Days: $11.99
  • 1 Month: $19.99

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Cynical Angel
Introduction:

Don’t be put off by the tour if you don’t read German. Sometimes when a site is in its own language you will find a choice of other languages to view it in; but I didn’t see that option here. However a picture speaks a thousand words and all that, and you don’t need to know what the site says to see what it is about: Hot sex with, presumably, a German lady or two and some of their male friends. You will see plenty of blow job moments and girls giving head, hard cocks and all round, good looking and hot porn on the tour. ‘Mitglieder’ is the link to hit to move into your members’ area where you will find the pages suddenly in English.

Main idea:

Our hostess is the blonde and raunchy Cynical Angel of the sit title. She’s offering us something that is not the norm: you've got access to her live shows, once a week on a Wednesday and there are full instructions for members as to how you get to see these. But then you've also got exclusive hardcore scenes and clips to view as movies, photo galleries and even stories are on offer. Having had a look at the members’ area I can report that there were a couple of problems – see below – and also that everything seems to be set up around the live cam shows and appearances. They seem to be the main thrust.

Member's area:

Once you've entered the members’ area, and found the site to be in English, you can start to explore the content. You start off with news about the live show, and how to view it, when and in what format (Flash). Then you notice that you are invited to send in your own zip file of your own pics. There is a link to a forum, which was new; so new that there were no topics or posts, hey ho. And you've got links to past shows to view, videos and galleries, stories and other extras and these are all linked from your top menu.

That top menu stays with you, in the main, and you find that much of the content here opens in the same window. Navigation is easy enough though I had some trouble with links. Example: I went to the Photos page and found a list of 55 galleries, a simple text list by gallery number only. Some of these opened up galleries, pages of small thumbnails, while others, the majority I have to say, opened up a new window… which was an advertisement/link to tree Tube porn; when clicked this opened another window with more details and pics/clips and so on. No galleries lie behind these links and it was all rather frustrating.

And then I checked out how we watch the videos. There was one page again with small thumbnail pics and these opened up download dialogue boxes, where you could save the files or open them. The Video Chat link worked fine and I was able to use my membership details to log in. Though I did notice that there were only 12 registered users, only me online and no performer in the live cam area…

Finally the stories link led me to the same selection of new windows and adverts for Tube porn, so I gave up hunting around at this point and concentrated on the content I could access.

Content:

Sadly I couldn’t access many of the galleries. In fact I only found a couple and these images were pics of our hostess out and about with friends, and appearing at some stage show in PVC and leather. No information there so no idea what was going on. And no sex either, though I did stumble upon a wet tee shirt competition.

The videos were a slightly different matter. Although you may need a magnifying glass to see the thumbnails, the clips downloaded nice and quickly at a fast transfer rate, around 95kbps. And then I found that the resolution was 1.15Mbps playing at 320 x 240 in size, which meant the image was pixilated, so I wasn’t very impressed. And these are only clips or one minute each… it was all starting to get a bit disappointing by now. There were 55 galleries, many of which didn’t work, and 176 short video clips. Actually, I am not even sure if these are from different movies; there is one link to ‘watch the full video…’ which is another download, so maybe there are only one or two movies here but arranged in very short clips.

So, I have to go back to what I said earlier that the main thrust of this site, and the thing which seems easiest to use, is the live chat and cam part. Mind you, I wasn’t online on a Wednesday night, presumably Germany time, so I didn’t actually see the live show in action, but the archives brought up links to 15 previous shows… Some of which led to new windows with that hideous advert for tube sex, and others led to downloads; no streaming.

Bonus features:

Without being too cynical about Cynical Angel I would say that if you find a decent quality, good length video, or a sexy gallery, or any porn at all (rather than links to tube sex sites) then that’s your bonus.

Cons and pros:

Pros:

  • There is a weekly live show advertised;
  • You can download and keep any videos you find, including previous live shows.

Cons:

  • There are many, many links which don’t take you to the content but instead take you to a tube sex site advert; it’s very annoying!;
  • I didn’t get to see much porn as I was busy trying to manage the navigation and messy links;
  • There is little or no information about any porn that may be here so you really have no idea what’s going on.
Conclusion:

I'm sorry, maybe it was just me, or maybe I got the site on a bad day, but I found it very clumsy in design, with misleading links, or some hack problem that needed sorting out, I found it hard to find any porn and when I did it wasn’t very good quality, and I got very frustrated with the whole thing. There was a lack of information and news so I didn't really now what the site was supposed to be about, or what is was meant to be doing for me. Perhaps, if you can read the German of the your, you will have a better idea.

Featured comments:

Oh boy that’s a mess! Like the reviewer, I couldn't find many of the galleries, and when I did I didn’t know who I was looking at or why. I got feed up with having to download the movies only, and only in the one hit-and-miss resolution and I got totally peed off with being sent to ‘older women fuck younger boys’ or whatever that thing was!

Perhaps we should be more positive and suggest things that this site could do: language options for the tour, sort out the misleading links, tell us what the site is about, explain how to find the content better, give us more choices for streaming and some other resolutions too, get the stories page to link to stories, make us feel that we are actually getting something for our membership fee!

I don’t know, perhaps it’s new, perhaps you actually log in to a different members’ area – it’s strange how it goes from one language to another. But the members’ area doesn’t seem to fit with the tour pages, which are horny. I didn’t see anything inside that was advertised on the tour. Perhaps it's a technical problem that needs attention.



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