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Ass Parade

Ass Parade

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Content quality: 22.0 of 25
Content quantity: 20.0 of 25
Design and usability: 7.0 of 10
Originality: 17.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 16.0 of 20
Actual pricing:
  • 2 days: $2.95
  • 1 month: $23.95

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Introduction:

Ass Parade is home to a beautiful array of big butts. These aren't your average big butts though. These are big asses on women that are relatively slim, which is something special. Any porn site can find a bunch of fat chicks with huge asses but who wants to look at a cottage cheese butt all day long? Big butt lovers want to see a girl with a nice tight ass that also happens to be big. That's what Ass Parade brings you. They have to search far and wide for these beautiful, talented women and they always manage to find them, which is awesome. The site is a part of the Bang Bros Network, the folks that bring you the most popular and famous reality porn sites online. This is another entry into their collection of content and there's no doubt that if you have a look at it you'll be delighted by the big asses you see.

Main idea:

Wouldn't it be great if you got invited to an Ass Parade? Wouldn't you just want to whip it out and jerk it as all the beautiful butts walked by? The folks at this lovely site search their city of Miami for chicks with big asses and then they put them on camera sucking, fucking and playing all sorts of naughty games. A quick trip to the tour is highly recommended as you'll get to see a whole mess of big butts. There are preview videos and pictures for your pleasure so get in there and have some fun.

Member's area:

The latest Ass Parade update leads off the member's area with a nice big picture and a description of the scene. Most of the write-ups are well done and a little bit comedic. They don't always give much information about the scene though (not that you need much info). The main page also has 33 other scenes listed along with the top rated videos, episodes and models. They do them by week and by year so you have a pretty good idea of what the members like best.

Ass Parade has been around since 2004 and the site has stayed largely the same in the intervening years with a few important changes. At the top of that list is the video upgrade they implemented in September 2008. Since that time all the videos have been what they call HDTV quality. They play at 720x406 and 1500kbps and they look terrific. It's a far cry from actual high definition video but it's better than the other major reality porn networks and they deserve credit for going above and beyond.

You can download the movies in a full length clip, in quarters or in one minute clips. They let you stream them too but it's a Windows Media Streaming player so it's not nearly as handy as a Flash player. Each scene comes with a gallery of what they call high quality pictures but at 800px they don't really live up to that name. There are screencaps as well and the trailers are pretty handy. If you're not sure about the scene just watch the short trailer clip to see if you're going to like what goes down.

Content:

There's no question that the chicks at Ass Parade have some of the biggest and most beautiful butts I've ever seen on slim girls. That's the important part to me. I like a big ass on a girl that is otherwise fairly trim. You can't expect her to be the skinniest babe on the block but when you see these girls you'll know what I mean. From the waist up many of them look like any other pornstar. From the waist down they have these amazingly huge asses that are filmed to enhance their size. You'll find that the camera is often below the ass just so you can get a great view of the booty. I love that!

Ass Parade is a hardcore site loaded with hot pussy pounding (no anal sex here). Some of the girls are notable pornstars and a whole bunch seem to be amateurs (I haven't seen them before so they're amateurs to me). In every scene you get a showoff period where the lady models her enormous can for the camera, shaking it and trying her best to turn us on. They never have much trouble with that since these gals are so spectacularly talented on the backside. One of my favorite parts of the ass porn is when the butt is smacked and grabbed and shaken by the guy holding the camera or the dude that will be doing the fucking. I love to see those butt cheeks jiggling!

The sex is as wonderful as you'd expect at Ass Parade. The babes get fucked in positions that maximize their butt exposure so you'll see a lot of cock riding and a great deal of doggy style. As I said before the camera is often positioned to make the butts look even bigger. There are 244 scenes and you can download each and every one of them and have a wonderful masturbatory adventure where beautiful babes with big asses get slammed with hard cock. Threesomes are very common at Ass Parade. When you bring in two chicks with big asses you get double the fun. Members also get access to the full Bang Bros Network, a collection of 28 sites loaded with hot downloadable reality porn videos.

Cons and pros:

Pros:

  • These are astoundingly big asses and they will blow your mind;
  • All the movies are downloadable and the latest are great looking at 720x406;
  • Weekly updates;
  • A huge network of bonus sites.

Cons:

  • The older videos don't look as good;
  • The high quality pictures are 800px; not high quality.
Conclusion:

Ass Parade is a big and beautiful site that invites you to enjoy a host of hot picture galleries and videos featuring some of the biggest and hottest asses in the world. These chicks all have huge asses but amazingly their bodies are pretty slim. The big ass babes like to suck and fuck and of course they get fed all the dick meat they can handle. There are many big ass threesomes to enjoy as two ladies take on one man's big cock. The latest additions - those since September 2008 - look fantastic at 720x406. The earlier clips are lower quality but still in line with most other big reality porn networks. Speaking of which, Ass Parade also includes membership to an enormous collection of bonus sites, all of which will have your heart fluttering with joy.

Featured comments:

Damn these girls have big butts. I mean these are seriously huge asses that you get to check out when you're a member of this glorious site. You get to download the hot videos and then watch the big butts bounce as the ladies get fucked. There's nothing better than when one of these sluts climbs on a cock and starts riding it with her big fat ass bouncing like crazy.

It's something that almost all reality porn networks do: low resolution pictures. I know most of the galleries have an absolute shitload of pictures - which is also pretty stupid, by the way - but they should really make them bigger. I don't care that it might cost a little more bandwidth. My computer runs at a high resolution so I can't really enjoy the pictures at the crappy resolution.

I read in the review that anal isn't really a part of Ass Parade. That's mostly true and it sort of sucks - I really like a good anal fuck - but there are a few scenes where chicks get humped up the butt. If you join check out the scene with Mackenzee Pierce and Jessica Lynn. Both the babes get ass fucked by a dude with a big dick and it's awesomely hot.



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