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Ass Cleaners

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Content quality: 18.0 of 25
Content quantity: 16.0 of 25
Design and usability: 7.0 of 10
Originality: 18.0 of 20
Reviewer's rating: 17.0 of 20
Actual pricing:
  • 1 month: $24.95
  • 12 months: $99.95

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Content updates: Weekly | Review last updated: 15 Sep, 2009


Site Details:

Introduction:

The asshole is a dirty place, in general, and therefore seeing someone lick an asshole has a naughty connotation. It's called rimming and in porn the asshole is usually pretty clean so you can count on the porn being fun but not overly disgusting. There are quite a few sites where girls are forced to lick ass but far more interesting is a site where guys are the ones doing the licking (it's a little gross to see a girl licking a hairy ass if you ask me). The babes are always shaved and bleached back there so it's extra sexy to see the guys licking and sucking at the wrinkled rosebud. A site like Ass Cleaners puts a somewhat dominant spin on the content where they have the girls forcing the guys to lick their holes or smell their farts. It's awfully fun and smutty content that will drive your inner ass eater wild with desire and it was the naughty nature of it that brought me to the review.

Main idea:

At Ass Cleaners they mix in a variety of content that all has to do with the asshole. There are some scenes where the girl just wants her hole cleaned and the guy has to do some serious licking and sucking to make sure it's pristine. Then there are the facesitting and smothering scenes where the dude is having his air snuffed out at the whim of the big booty babe hovering over his face. Finally there are the farting scenes where the guy is forced to sniff the flatulence in its most potent form. You can check out pictures on the tour to get you excited for what lies inside.

Member's area:

The site is fairly well designed but you'll notice graphical errors here and there. Some parts are wider than others and it has the effect of making the site seem kind of sloppy. Nevertheless there's a lot of good content here so don't let yourself get derailed by the sort of lacking design. The most recent updates are listed on the main page along with teasing shots from future updates. They actually have the next six month's worth of additions teased so you can feel very comfortable that this site will continue to grow as time goes by.

They divide each scene into a picture gallery and a video gallery and for some reason they list them separately. What's nice is that the videos can be found from the picture page but it doesn't go the other way around. That might not be a big deal though; the pictures are just screen captures and they aren't exactly going to blow your mind at 740px. I like the screen capture sets because they provide a preview of the video before I have to decide whether or not I want to download. Since there's such variety in the ass eating content it's important to know what you're downloading.

The videos come in a low, medium and high resolution clip with the best looking being 640x480. It's pretty standard video; obviously high definition would be better but that's still relatively rare in the porn world. The videos look good; without question the rimming fans out there will be able to get hard and bust a nut to these licking films. Along the top of the page you'll find links to the picture and movie galleries along with adult games and adult stories. Both of the latter sections are small but they provide a decent amount of content for you. At the bottom of every page you'll find convenient links to the bonus sites.

Content:

There are 47 ass licking scenes at Ass Cleaners with at least another 25 planned (and there's no reason to believe they won't continue updating long after that). The butt munching porn is really interesting and intensely arousing provided you're into this kind of stuff. You really have to be the kind of guy that would love to have a girl command him to lick her asshole; the women here are not afraid to demand attention from their men. If they have to get a little bitchy to get the guy to do his job then they're going to do it. They're going to command him to lick ass and if he complies then he gets a pat on the head and he gets to listen to her moans of pleasure.

It's the moans of pleasure that really make the ass licking scenes extra hot. The guy is lapping and licking at her rectum and she's telling him that he's doing a good job and that it feels so good. The lusty moans never fail to get me hard and I bet you'll feel the same way. Some of the girls also talk down to the guys; it's a little bit of femdom thrown in with the butt sucking action. Ass licking is the predominant type of content at Ass Cleaners but it's not the only thing they do. Smothering is part of the fun and this sometimes combines both ass licking and breath control. When the guy has a big ass pressing down on his face it's going to be awfully hard for him to take a breath and get free from her butt. She's the one who decides when he gets to breathe again.

There's also the farting porn. This is obviously a very particular niche and I would imagine that many of you are going to be disinterested in it but for some of you nothing is hotter. It's pretty hard to find good porn where girls far on their men but they have it here. The chicks usually have the guy lie on his back and then they straddle his face and pass gas while he struggles not to breathe it in. He's going to have to smell the fart at some point though! There are five bonus sites free with your membership to Ass Cleaners and they're all unique and well executed. One features femdom, one hot handjobs with fun themes, one masturbation instruction and much more. It's a good network and it makes the membership far more valuable.

Cons and pros:

Pros:

  • Great ass licking content that's high quality and exclusive;
  • Hard to find forced fart smelling for the guys that get off on it;
  • Downloadable videos;
  • Weekly updates with at least six months of planned additions.

Cons:

  • Some of the girls are a little skanky;
  • The site is still young (as of December 2008) so it's not huge;
  • The only pictures are screen captures.
Conclusion:

If you're really into ass licking then there are few sites that will provide you with as much joy as Ass Cleaners. The girls you'll find inside are sexy and they love to have their assholes licked by lusty, submissive boys that will do anything to pleasure a woman. That ass licking is some of the best and most dedicated I've ever seen on a porn site and for that it deserves your attention. They also feature smothering and forced fart smelling porn to ensure that all ass related desires are covered. Throw in five bonus sites that are updated regularly and you have an impressive amount of porn for the money.

Featured comments:

I was a little disappointed that some of the girls don't seem to get the verbal aspect of the ass licking thing. The scenes are way hotter when the babe is talking dirty and nasty to the guy. The more she tells him he's a dirty boy for licking her asshole the hotter the scene gets. Some of them seemed totally lost trying to add a verbal aspect to the porn flicks.

The smothering movies were a little disappointing. It was like they were afraid to really commit to it, like if they actually smothered the guy he might pass out or suffocate. Some of the girls just sort of hover over the guy's face while rubbing their pussy along his lips a little. That's fun but it's just not good smothering action.

It's a small thing but you can't see the titles of the scenes unless you highlight the entire page because the text is the same color as the background. That's one of those things that a great site would take care of but a sloppily run site would fall short on. The shoddy design work and the poor presentation of the videos is another sign of that. It didn't really affect my experience but it could have been so much better with a little more work.

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