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Mommy Blows Best	78
1000 Facials	83
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Meat My Ass	82
My XXX Pass	87
Only Teen Blowjobs	82
Share My Cock	84
Soccer Mom Score	74
Throated	82

The facial is a tried and true part of the porn formula. After a girl has worked hard to get a guy hard and get him off she is rewarded with a load of cum. Some guys like to watch a facial because it’s a little humiliating. Some like it because it’s messy. Some guys don’t really know why they like it and they just think it’s smoking hot. There’s nothing wrong with that. Facials are wonderful. That’s why almost every scene with sucking and fucking ends with a facial. Some sites try to specialize in facials though. They include the blowing of the cokc and the pussy pounding but they make sure that the guy can blow a big load and that it all ends up on the face instead of on the tits or in the hair. 1000 Facials wants to be your destination for that kind of porn.

The site was started with the idea of giving 1000 girls a facial. Given that they update once a week that’s going to take a damn long time. I like a site with lofty goals though. They want to give you as many hardcore facial scenes as possible and they will do that however they can. The tour points out the three highest rated scenes and gives you previews from some of their most recent updates. There are videos to watch and pictures to check out. They also detail every single scene from the collection so it’s definitely worth giving them a look.

Inside it’s a busty place with the most recent update pictured, a preview of the next update on display and other new content sets that have been added. They have the highest rated scenes listed too (Sasha Grey is currently at the top of the list) and you’ll find the navigation links on the left side of the page. You can also make your way around the bonus sites to see what else is offered in the network. It’s a straightforward and easy to use design that I appreciate.

In the last month they’ve made the switch to high definition video (took long enough!) and the change is tremendous. In just the last two weeks they’ve added 1080p videos that look truly astounding. They are high definition to the max. There are nearly 400 scenes at 1000 Facials so it’s a shame they didn’t get around to upgrading the quality a little sooner. Instead you get a lot of scenes in a low quality clip at 320x240 or 640x480. The farther back you go the lower quality the content is going to be, which is not at all surprising. They also provide picture galleries for each scene at varying resolutions. The highest quality pictures display at 1500px and there are zip files for all.

Browsing the site is a slow experience. There’s a lag between the time you click to browse and the time the page actually loads. It’s frustrating if you’re like me and you’re used to fast sites getting you where you want to go in just a few clicks. Download speeds for the videos tend to vary. I hovered between 500-700kb/sec, which is about a third of what my connection is capable of. The streams work really well though. I just wish they would convert the old videos to the streaming Flash format so we could watch them quickly.

1000 Facials is a big site and it’s still going strong towards the goal of getting 1k chicks on camera to give head and take facials. The girls are generally well known porn sluts and they are excellent at giving head, as you would expect. The women are brought in to be dirty whores (as you’ll hear many of them say) and the ultimate goal is to leave a sticky facial on the pretty chick. Most sites have cumshots of some sort but you’d be surprised at how many of them don’t actually get the jizz on the face. Sometimes it just drips on the floor, sometimes it hits the tits and sometimes it’s in the mouth. 1000 Facials is all about spraying the face so no drop of semen can miss.

Some scenes are all about sucking cock. The girl gets between the guy’s legs and gives him head. She strokes the cock and sucks the cock and she shows why she is a professional pornstar with a mouth like you wouldn’t believe. Other scenes start with oral and then move on to hardcore fucking to make it a little bit different. I like the variety in the scene types. It makes the site a little more interesting to visit and browse. For the most part the guys are able to blow big loads. That’s always an important part of any facial site. The cum has to be thick enough and of high enough volume to really coat the face. They do a pretty good job of it here.

One of the chief reasons to join 1000 Facials is to get access to the MyXXXPass Network. There are 12 sites included and they delve into a variety of subjects. At least two others are all about blowjobs and they will include facials. There’s a nice throat fucking site where the girls end up with watery eyes and spittle on their face. There’s a good teen blowjob site too. They also do anal sex, big cocks fucking petite girls, big tits, soccer mom sluts, interracial sex and a dirty talking site with filthy girls telling you all their naughty dreams. There are many choices for your arousal and that’s why the site is a good deal.

Pros:

• Well on their way to 1000 facials;
• New videos look amazing;
• Hot pornstar chicks taking good facials;
• Many bonus sites.

Cons:

• Older videos do not look good;
• Browsing the site is slow and downloads can be too.

1000 Facials is a noble idea. They want to create one thousand scenes where pretty girls take messy facials. They will fuck these girls and have them give blowjobs and when the time comes the guy will pull out, stroke his meat and blow his load on the pretty face. It’s quite lovely. The scenes are well executed, the girls are pretty and they are tremendously talented. The newest scenes look great in high definition and they have a terrific streaming player but it took them way too long to switch over so they’re behind the curve. The older content is pretty miserable looking. There are many bonus sites though and they should provide a healthy collection of porn content to keep you happy.

What I don’t get is why the older scenes haven’t been made available in the Flash player. It’s easy enough to convert video to FLV so I assume they’re just being lazy about it. To be able to stream them would make the site better since I don’t really want to download crappy old scenes.

I really struggled with the site’s speed too. There was a lot of waiting around while the pages were loading and there were times when I couldn’t get it working at all. Maybe they’re having some problems with their servers that will be fixed soon. Otherwise I really enjoyed the scenes.

In most of the scenes the guy blows a big load but sometimes the facials here are really underwhelming. When they call the site 1000 Facials I fully expect them to have tons of cum hitting the girl’s face. There are other sites where the guys can really produce so they should have brought in dudes like that for this one.